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June 2025

I Ate Free Dinner for a Year in NYC Using One Simple Trick: Asking for “Mike’s Order”
Citing a year-long streak of free dinners, local entrepreneur and self-described “efficiency influencer” Eton Free credits his success to a simple…
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Benjamin Witt
Say What You Will About The Health Dangers, But There's Nothing Micro About My Penis Plastics
I'm a well-informed citizen.
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U.S. Healthcare Launches "Buy Now, Pay Later" to Expand Access to Care
In a groundbreaking partnership between major hospital systems and several high-growth lending startups, Americans can now pay for healthcare using the…
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Man Who Spent Two Hours on Tarmac Heroically Attempts to Exit Plane Three People Sooner
In an act of breathtaking bravery and civic selflessness, businessman Skip Rowe, 42, made a bold bid to shave 11 seconds off his deplaning time by…
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Apple Execs Relieved as LA Looters Confirm People Still Willing to Smash Glass for iPhones Even Though Siri Remains Terrible
Executives at Apple headquarters breathed a collective sigh of relief this week after rioters in Los Angeles enthusiastically looted and destroyed…
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New Four Freedoms
Freedom to Gather
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Netflix Unveils New All Ads Tier, Raises Price for Standard Plan
Netflix announced Friday it will raise the price of its "Standard with Ads" plan by one dollar, citing "enhanced value delivery through refined viewing…
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Trump Reveals Revolutionary New Economic Policy: "Every Time Futures Dip, I Contact Xi"
President Donald J.
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To Summer
To summer, or not to summer?
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